Some New Words

NEW WORDS FOR 2005
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> TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bo11ocks.
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> BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline
> was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
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> SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps
> on everything, and then leaves.
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> ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement
> by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
>
> SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only
> to get screwed and die.
>
> CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles.
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> PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a
> cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's goingon.
> (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be
> cake.)
>
> SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn
> into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay homewith
> the kids or start a "home business".
>
> SINBAD. single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
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> STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out andwhiny.
>
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> PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an
> electronic device to get it to work again.
>
> ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above
> the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are
> often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to
> solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" -needless
> paperwork and processes.
>
> 404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not
> Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.
>
> OHNOSECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've
> just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all')
>
> GOING FOR A McSH1T. Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention
> of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a
> pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their
> food afterwards is known as a McSH1T with Lies.
>
> AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a'black
> box'.
>
> AUSSIE KISS. Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
>
> BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze
> cruise at 3am.
>
> BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after
> booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live,
> how you got here, and where you've come from.
>
> BOBFOC. Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
>
> BREAKING THE SEAL. Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of
> drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to
> the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
>
> BRITNEY SPEARS. Modern Slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys please"
>
> GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
>
> JOHNNY-NO-STARS. A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
> adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from
> the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often
> wear to show their level of training.
>
> MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely
> impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought
> in there worth seeing.
>
> MONKEY BATH. A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:
> "Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
>
> MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while
> you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people
> so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
>
> MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before
> you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter
> in your bed instead.
>
> NELSON MANDELA. Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager)
>
> PEARLHARBOUR. Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl
> Harbour" out there (there's a nasty nip in the air)
>
> PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like
> she's got four buttocks
>
> SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person
>
> SWAMP-DONKEY. A deeply unattractive woman
>
> TART FUEL. Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women
>

OMG so funny!

very good Het thought you where at work

Very funny, some good ones! I like BOBFOC.

I am Fred! :smt024 slaving away. But I got this one at work and thought I'd pass it on it was so funny. I get lots but some are too rude for DW, so I send them to Helen instead

Very Good
1st and last are my fav

hahaha sooooo funny

some brill ones there will have to try and remember them ...lol...lol