I'm the same clever not not a fan I'm afraid.

Pat Dillon wouldn't tolerate it. I'd be in A&E also.

'orrible.
It reminds me of the 60s when just about all poodles were pink or some other unnatural clour

I think we all feel the same and you can just imagine that the owners of these dogs and the artists are probably so proud of their achievements Can you just imagine a new member introducing themselves with a picture like one of these of their dog I think we'd probably all be polite enough to ignore them after the welcome.

Rucksack has trouble standing still long enough for me to get any tangles out let alone use him as a canvas

They should just paint paintings of dogs looking like that - not use the dog as the canvas.