How dogs and men are the same.

I've been turning out today and found this in one of the rescue centre magazines.
I don't know who wrote it, so I can only attribute it to Animals in Distress Ipplepen Devon.

How dogs and men are the same;
1 Both take up too much space on the bed.
2 Both have irrational fears about vaccum cleaning.
3 Both mark their territory.
4 Neither tells you whats bothering them.
5 The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6 Both have an inordinate fascination with womens crotches.
7 Neither does the dishes.
8 Both fart shamelessly.
9 Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10 Both like dominence games
11 Both are suspicious of the postman
12 Neither understands what you see in cats.

A lot of truth in it I think

Like it.

Thats brilliant. And soooooo true!

That made me smile

Spot on and so true !

I must admit it matches me in alot of ways! number 8 certainly does! haha

Lol, you would be a good match for Pepsi then

Just dug out an old joke that fits the theme of the thread

dogs are better than women because ...
- dogs don't cry
- dogs love it when your friends come over
- dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
- dogs don't expect a call if you run late
- the later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
- dogs are excited by rough play
- dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away
- dogs appreciate excessive body hair
- dogs never need to examine the relationship
- dogs parents never visit
- dogs understand instinct is better than asking directions
- dogs never expect gifts
- dogs don't worry about germs
- dogs find you amusing when drunk
- dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one

p.s. i know this is slating women ... but i am a girl and i can see the funny side

I was just going to ask who's side you were on

They are both very good

Be ashamed of yourself - ashamed!

LOL I had a poster with a list of why dogs are better than men - I can't find it now.