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tumbleweed
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13-09-2015, 09:47 PM

3 legged chicken story

A Jag owner after following a 3 legged chicken for several miles down a motorway at high speed and the chicken was getting a bit tired. So he went off the motorway and down a small lane and into a farm yard.
The jag driver did the same and skidded to a halt in front of the farmer.

Jag owner " Did you see that 3 legged chicken come into your yard?
Farmer " See it I breeds them I does"
Jag owner " I happen to be a buyer for a large supermarket chain and we have always had a problem. Where there are 3 people in a family it is hard to package 3 chicken legs that are exactly the same.
So maybe we would be interested in buying them from you! but we do have a taste test before we put on the shelves, what do they taste like"?


Farmer " I got no idea as I have not caught one yet"
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13-09-2015, 10:08 PM
Getting back on form there TW, keep 'em comming.
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13-09-2015, 10:44 PM
Yeah almost there now, Barry
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20-09-2015, 09:09 AM
x That made me chuckle x
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