Fluffy dogz is for girls innit. Anyfing wiv alsation or jerman sheped is not a proper status dog - dey has to be smoov and mussely so dey looks like glaiaturs woteva size. But akitas is ded cool coz they were fighting dogs in Japan so dey is ded 'ard innit blud. Uskies look da part coz of da wolf look, but dey is shiz at protectin u.

Iv u doesn't want a big dog coz yer mam won't let you, but u still wont one that you can look dead impressiv wiv on da street, you get a sharpie cross staffie or pitbull, innit. Also perfict 4 winnin da ho over coz they is ded cute as pups and foolin da pigz if they gets on yer back about yer dog beein of da type. "No mista offica, he ain't a pitbull he's a sharpie cross innit - look at da wrinkulz!"

Deez are bred speshuly in London. Coz dem sharpie woz bred in China as fighting dogz so they is ded 'ard so a ideel cross. U can put one of them blingin' suits of arma type levva harnusis on dem and dey looks ded cool wiv all da studz and stuff. Speekin of studz, you can offa ya sharpie pitbull to m8 wiv an akita and den U haz da utlimate status dog. Ded 'ard they are and ideal for huntin yer neyburs cats and it's ded funny wen dey rip 'em apart, innit. U can film it on ya dat iPhone u nicked in da riots last year so you can show yer m8s and load it on utubez.

See yaz l8r blud, gotta go meet ma m8s in da park wiv ma dog. Dat 3 litre bottle of White Lightnin and quarter of skunk won't drink and smoke itself...

Tis like a David Attenborough Documentary

German Shorthaired Pointers.
These are Country Dogs and cannot live in built up areas. They get confused going into villages.
No-one should own one if they can`t look out over open farmland
Their owners must own a suitable vehicle. And preferably some Land.

I obtained this advice from a GSP Rescue so it must be right.

Seriously????

Oh yes.......

German Shorthaired Pointers.
These are Country Dogs and cannot live in built up areas. They get confused going into villages.
No-one should own one if they can`t look out over open farmland
Their owners must own a suitable vehicle. And preferably some Land.

I obtained this advice from a GSP Rescue so it must be right.