What could your dog teach others?

So, if your dog was to teach other dogs something, what would it be? Do they have a particularly annoying trait, or a trick that they would teach?

I'll start:

Max could:
1) Teach your dog to schlump onto the floor from a lovely sit, just as the trainer/judge walks by
2) Teach your dog to open the bread bin and steal food (we're still not sure how he does this)
3) Teach your dog how to forget how to stop walking so their nose ends up in someone's bum

Fudge could teach you all how to...
1) Raid the fridge and hide the evidence.
2) Sing a song/answer back in her beautiful falcetto tones.
3) Get me to give her all the anchovies off my pizza...can`t resist those eyes!!

Well Vienna could teach you how to be a right little madam as she is incredibly good at it! Murphy could teach you how you bark like a huge dog (even when you're not) and use big soppy eyes to get everyoen to love you.

In conclusion neither would have anything actually useful to teach lol.

My lot could teach others too....

Carpet race
Counter surfing
How to open safety gates (yes, Luca has managed to work that out )
How to stick your nose in peoples crotches/bottoms and still get to a safe distance in seconds (another Luca trait!!)

Cassie could teach other dogs how to look so cute that no one would ever believe she was ever naughty

Max could teach other dogs how to
1) open cupboard doors
2) sit by the back door whinging as if he wants to go out, only to walk away from the door when it is opened for him.
3) stop mummy from reading the paper by putting his ball on it.

That's because she never is naughty

Louie would teach other dogs the elbow nudge so that they can gain attention at any time - he always finds that this works well if the hand attached to the elbow is holding a drink .

Oh and if the elbow nudge doesn't work he'll lick the elbow until you pay attention (the OH is constantly muttering about wet elbows )

Lady would teach them ,
how to open cupboards and take bickys
How to hide at bath time
How to open the front door and stroll of to my parents near by .
Skye would teach them
How to bark at the window
Ignore you when thewyre off lead ,
Pinch toast from other dogs , and hide when its bed time
How to pinch the washing
Beau would teach them
How to steal clothes pegs
How to use a sofa for a trampoline
How to sit on their bum when out for a walk , just to be petted by strangers .
How to be a complete pest 24/7
But most of all how to pinch mummys socks
There very well behaved really

It's amazing how alike all dogs are.
Mo can;
Sing in falsetto tones,
Stick her nose in peoples crotches,
Whinges at the back door, then walks away,
Always licks your elbow,
Ignores you when off lead, and at most other times
Pinches my socks,
She can also remove all the stuffing from a teddy in 5 seconds flat

She can also be relied upon to wake you up at the crack of dawn, just for a cuddle, which of course she gets