The Mistress

> >>* A husband and wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant when this
> >> absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the
> >> husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and
> >> walks* away.
> >>
> >>* The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
> >>
> >>* "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
> >>
> >>* "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want
> >> a* divorce."
> >>
> >>* "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember if we get
a
> >> divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering
> >> in* Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferrari in the
garage,
> >> and no* more yacht club".
> >>
> >>* "But the decision is yours."
> >>
> >>* Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe
> >> on* his arm.
> >>
> >>* "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
> >>
> >>* "That's his mistress," says her husband.
> >>
> >>* "Ours is prettier," she replies.
> >>
> >>

Ash

Rof!!

:smt003