Haha, I'm no doubt fatter than you, so I'm thinking that is my issue, as well. My grandmother was not even remotely fat though and they could never find hers, and my dad is not fat and they can't find his, either. That being said, perhaps it's random or just genetic.

The bruise is better looking now, it was hideous. Looked like Ebola or tuberculosis or something terrible Tbh. I'm hardly leaving the house these days except back and forth to the docs so nobody really saw it, thankfully.

If you can get some arnica cream or witch hazel that will help the bruising go away.