You expect me to remember after I walked out on him on Monday 1 December 1969 when 10 weeks pregnant?

WOW!!!!! here's one thread I don't want to get involved in.

OH you blerdy SPOILSPORT Gorden!

I love your 'style' and think you should SPREAD IT ROUND the Forum more!

Trying to think. Been married 37 years this July and can't think of anything immediately when he is home for the weekend I will probably remember.
Helena Dave is probably nervous you are going to shout at him about his leg.
My boys the 3 Gorden and Mark and Michael use to annoy me with the cereal crunching and I could of cheerfully of thrown them through a window. It was PMT then. (Late 30's). Doctor put me back on the pill as he was worried I might stick a chair leg up their nether regions.
I love the £1 a go idea when you have to direct him to his wallet and keys. I might have to start that I could buy Elaine lunch on our next meet.

Have to say like Eileen, eversuffering husband is only home six days a month and isn't called "eversuffering husband" for nothing

BUT..................

He will go to sleep on a saturday night in his chair and snores!!!!!!!!!!! and that makes me sooooooooooo flippin cross......

Love Lynn's idea....might even suggest a £1 for every time he snores then we can find a really posh restaurant for "ladies that lunch"

I have no husband, and no boyfriend currently either. So nope! Nothing I can think of.

So then your OH's annoying habit is...He's absent all the time!!

Far from annoying that he is! But perhaps that is your hubby's annoyance since I saw you say he is not around very much...

P.S.

I am not positive that I'm straight... so that "OH" might not be male

Whatever floats your boat
Doesn't annoy me that OH works away,I miss him of course but I don't know any different,been that way for years

We get into routines and they no longer bother us... even if they once did. I know what you mean.