Shorts

The ones you wear not drink!!
There is a bloke who lives around the corner from me, about 50, fancies himself, always wear shorts, Mr tough guy.
Well I met him in Sainsburys this morning and I couldn't take my eyes off his legs.
He was wearing ladies tights under his shorts A very good match to his natural skin tone but definitely tights
Sorry I may not be very PC but I haven't stopped chuckling. I wish now I had said "Hey Dave, did you know you have got a ladder?"

Please come and clean my monitor as it has gotten splattered upon reading your post!

Ha ha ha, was he sporting nail varnish too?

Now, that I would have love to see....

I can't believe how many are still walking around town in teeshirts and shorts in this cold weather.

I reckon they think they are coming to Spain not Skeggy . Honestly, so far there hasn't been a single day gone by that we haven't seen tee shirt and shorts

Not sure, I was too mesmerised by the tights


They are probably all wearing their wives tights

There's something seriously wrong with a 50ish bloke who always wears shorts those footballers have taken to wearing something that looks like either tights or leg warmers under their shorts on practice sessions in winter.................WHY You will never in a million years see rugby players dressed up like that (I sincerely hope not anyway )

And long sleeved tops under their shirts and gloves. It's ok for goal keepers to wear gloves but not the rest of the team

Rugby players keep themselves warm grabbing hold of each other