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Wolfie
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07-07-2004, 03:34 PM
:smt005 :smt044


This has got to be the best bit

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell other dogs' backsides. I cannot
stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you.
:smt044 :smt044 :smt044
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Kazz
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07-07-2004, 03:42 PM
I think this is the best bit



quote:
Your loving owner
C x


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Chloe
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07-07-2004, 03:49 PM
Did I put that?
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07-07-2004, 04:22 PM
Amendments for Chloe

Originally Posted by Chloe
Dear Danes For Danes read All Dogs

Please note that I do not stare at you when you eat, and nor do I drool all over your food so please do the same for me .May I politely request that you do not jump up and lick my chest or chin if a morsel of food escapes my mouth, I am quite capable of cleaning myself thank you.

Finally, when I say NO in a loud commanding voice, it does not mean "continue what you were doing, only more diligently"

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