Scary moment!

I was on irc this pm when suddenly I heard a thumping noise from the roof.
Although I am not officially on duty, I decided to go see what it was...expecting teenagers or drunks.
To my shock, in the snow I found (well, not found, it was hardly hidden) a bl**dy great white bear. Not a toy, but a real, live white bear. Must have weighed three or four hundred pounds. Did I mention it was big?
Anyway...I sort of tried to back away, and in thundered across the flat roof towards me. And it was acting weird. One moment it was friendly and sniffy, then next it was snappy and scary.
Then I realised what it was.

It was a bi-polar bear.

oh gaz thats a terrible joke!!!!


sarah xxxxx

Must be bad - I don't even get it....just read it to OH, he doesn't get it either - someone enlighten me please.......

bi-polar is the technical term for manic deppression

sarah xxxx

Thanks Sarah - I've never heard of that expression before - no wonder I didn't get it!

Manic depressives also have mood swings

er.....yes.....I know......

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Why, thank you.