men fantasize about being in bed with two women. women fantasize about it too, bacause at least they'll have someone to talk to when he falls asleep !!

OK, " what were you like when you were alive "

it's all in good fun mod, don't get alarmed !!!

Ah, i see the screw up fairy has visited us again.

how about " she was all chin, from the waist up " !!

Is that your breath dear or has the dog just farted.

Absolutely love it

Don't know why you said these were nasty comments & actions:-
a) She had to get out the pub so your actions fully justified in my book
b) She acted like a cow so why not make the comparison.

Keep up the good work

Looks like you fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

not quite on topic, but similar.

When i worked in the kennels, if i got given a work experience student whom was full of themselves in a not particularly bright way, i would tell them "i am sooooo good at my job, i can do it half as good as you".
To which they would vehemanty reply "no i cant"

i always say that the best years of a woman's life are the ten years between thirty & thirty-one !!