Malka rolls in carrying a tray of hot cheese burekas on her lap and a tray of hot potato burekas on you do not want to know where, and the Chippendales and others of that ilk wish to know when they should get undressed, oops, sorry, ready.

oooh bring 'em in, ready or not

Sad thing is I met him walking the dogs, he lived on a farm and had his own collie. He'd have loved Layla to work. Some part of me still hopes he'll come back.

Hey Sally, catch! *chucks a big bar of 90% through the hatch* Oooooops, sorry old bean, didn't mean to hit you with it

Awwww that poor little hedgehog, I was only watching them on Countryfile last night, all these hoglets that shouldn't have been born when they were and probably won't survive the winter I'm sorry old thing, but you'll just have to venture out there again and try and rescue him and bring him into the warm before ringing the local hedgehog rescue. Leave the Jimster indoors with us though.

Toast nearly ready, but I haven't made the sarnies yet cos somebody rang me My neighbour is worried, that I'm worried being here alone cos his house is shaking too, and he's lived here 37 years and never known wind like this.

Oh Jen, maybe one day soon he will. Then you will spend the rest of your life wishing he hadn't Only joking, and they do say that if you want something enough it will happen eventually.

All this food is making my head spin - not sure where to start, so will pour myself something red and potent whilst deciding.

awww you're starting me off here
I went with a guy for 7 years,wouldn't have seen one without the other When we split up( can't even remember what over ) anyway he went to work aboard,I met Conor,got married a year later Other guy is home for Christmas was talking to him the other day....thank God I didn't end up with that....total knob

Deck the halls with boughs of holly......and into the hall I fall with bottles of Erdinger, bottles of Grimbergen and a couple of bottles of prosecco, erm already had one of each of the beers on the way here

Food wise my donation is olives, hummus, variety of Italian cured meats, breadsticks (various varieties) abpnd a bag of mixed salad.....all shop bought and prepared cos I didn't want to mess up my clean kitchen

Another glass of something pink and sparkly (much like myself) whilst you're there Sally

Anyone want stuffing?????? In the sarnies I mean??!!

Lol yep he let you get away......daft git!