A gross little story

I just had to share this experience... It's kinda funny, kinda gross.

I was asleep one morning, I'd just nicely fell asleep, when Boo woke me up... now he does this once in awhile, he'll climb on my head and stand on my face (Yes, I know, bad manners... He's still learning) So I did what I usually do, push him away from my head, then roll away from him, and go back to sleep... I was just nicely falling asleep again... when I feel this warmth all over my arm and then hear farting. I jump up, he's had diarrhea ALL OVER ME!!!!.

Now ok, dogs get diarrhea, yes, and sometimes, they have to go and cant wake a person up, so they have an accident, ON THE FLOOR!!! I have never heard of a dog squirting all over their owner. It's not like he couldn't get off the bed, it's a mattress on the floor!

So I had a second shower that morning, washed all my bedding, crated Boo, and FINALLY got to sleep around 11 am... had to be up again at 3pm, so a bad day all around.

I was seriously pissed when it happened, but whadda'ya do eh? not like you can get mad at a dog for having the squirts, but he really needs to learn appropriate manners!

This made me giggle, though im sure you were far from giggling at the time!
Fingers crossed it was a one-off!

How funny, sorry im glad you can look back and find it funny, your right, what do you do!!!
That'll teach you for trying to have a lie in

Oh Sara. wish I hadn't read that now

Ewwwww!!!! Oh poor you! That really is a rude awakening!!

Yeah, def. crossed for a never to be repeated thing!
You shouldn't own dogs if you cant shrug off something like that... tho it was really gross at the time... but now, what are the odds? eh? silly monster. as to the lie in... I'd just got to bed! I work nights and bedtime is when others are getting up
ha ha... I wished I hadn't lived through it!
yes, poor poor me... but I knew he didn't have any manners when I adopted him... but yuk LOL

An alternative to hot water bottle.

Bleurg! I also work nights, and would have been seriously unhappy if that were me, so you have my deepest sympathies!

I'm sorry but I have laughed so much at that, it's so funny. I know, I can laugh it didn't happen to me. You have my sympathy and hopefully he'll learn and at least when he has the squits he'll do it on the floor.

As you say, what can you do except clean it up.

yuck not a nice way to be woken up, but sorry it did make me laugh