Homecare and thier little helper.

T'was a day of water, water, everywhere
Then arrived the man from homecare
Up and down our stairs he went,
Cursing the old pipes and how they were bent

The boiler refused to drain and the washer got stuck,
He cussed and cursed, then used some magic muck,
He grunted and growled getting loose the offensive nut,
He banged his head and fell over a curious mutt

Looking over his glasses he mumbled to the onlooker.
Who gave a look of ''Steady.... me old mucker''
Then I heard ''she nice a lovely girl''
So Skye gave a wiggley and a girly curl (flirt)

A pat on the head went a long, long way,
And Skye stayed his mate for the rest of the day
In and out the door again to his van,
Up and down the stairs went the homecare man.

Skye helped him in the bathroom, with what I don't know,
But she was keen to help that was obviously on show,
She followed him here and followed him there,
And it was plain to see her ''I adore you'' stare

New pipes in but your ''central heating needs a flush''
''You need our man with his mixture and brush''
''That will cost £592, but get the job done''
''your having a laugh arn't you son''

Skye looks up adoringly, and her man smiles back sweetly,
''I can assure you we will do the job quick and completely''

Papers signed a wave off he flew
''Be back Tuesday and it'll be like new''

Then within seconds he was back again
He looked abit confused, that was plain,
''I think I have something of yours'' said the man,
Oh! Skye she had climbed into the back of his van

o my gosh ,he he that pretty pink girl . good job she didnt get stuck in the back of the van over night ,you would have wondered where she was .(she would have been on dogs lost ) (she little tart )

Pinky girl flirting.....

Excellent poem - and what a little tinker Skye is

and ouch to the cost of the bill

I know, she really took to him.

And yes OUCH.......but we have to take the good with the bad I'm afraid. Roll on Tuesday just want it sorted know

I really enjoyed that (apart from seeing how much it is going to cost you!)

Sounds like Skye really took a shine to him

Well you know Skye.....she's one for the men