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Gaz webber
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26-09-2005, 09:40 PM

Big Vicious Willow

I have my intercom system turned on, as I am expecting a replacement phobile tonight.
It rang...a voice, obviously fake indian *You order a curry?*
It rang again. *Paper boy*
It rang again...I let it ring, put Willow on her lead, took the lift to the ground floor, opened the front door, and let her jump on the chav leaning on the doorbell, smoking a spliff and giggling at his mates.
You could comfortably driven a Mercedes A Class under him, he leapt so high, but I seriously doubt you could have got a cigarette paper between the cheeks of his bum. He bit the end off his spliff. Then he and his cronies ran away..
Sometimes a Big Dumb Dog is a Good Thing
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26-09-2005, 09:48 PM
Originally Posted by Gaz webber
I have my intercom system turned on, as I am expecting a replacement phobile tonight.
It rang...a voice, obviously fake indian *You order a curry?*
It rang again. *Paper boy*
It rang again...I let it ring, put Willow on her lead, took the lift to the ground floor, opened the front door, and let her jump on the chav leaning on the doorbell, smoking a spliff and giggling at his mates.
You could comfortably driven a Mercedes A Class under him, he leapt so high, but I seriously doubt you could have got a cigarette paper between the cheeks of his bum. He bit the end off his spliff. Then he and his cronies ran away..
Sometimes a Big Dumb Dog is a Good Thing

:smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

Would loved to have seen that, I can just imagine it
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26-09-2005, 10:21 PM
they have their uses.....lol
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26-09-2005, 10:52 PM
good one
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26-09-2005, 11:52 PM
Originally Posted by Gaz webber
I have my intercom system turned on, as I am expecting a replacement phobile tonight.
It rang...a voice, obviously fake indian *You order a curry?*
It rang again. *Paper boy*
It rang again...I let it ring, put Willow on her lead, took the lift to the ground floor, opened the front door, and let her jump on the chav leaning on the doorbell, smoking a spliff and giggling at his mates.
You could comfortably driven a Mercedes A Class under him, he leapt so high, but I seriously doubt you could have got a cigarette paper between the cheeks of his bum. He bit the end off his spliff. Then he and his cronies ran away..
Sometimes a Big Dumb Dog is a Good Thing
I have one or two just like yours. Great aren't they
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26-09-2005, 11:59 PM
I enjoyed that
lol Mari
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27-09-2005, 12:11 AM
ode to the joys of living on Coventry, i sympathise deeply great story BTW rund here they are more scared of my little fluffy ankle bites
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27-09-2005, 06:05 AM
Superb story - stuff like that should be caught on film and shown in public LOL
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27-09-2005, 08:01 AM
:smt043 :smt043 You've just made my day Gaz!!!
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27-09-2005, 09:27 AM
excellent story again. I would have loved to have seen that lads face
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