I used to work behind a few bars and the thing that used to really wind me up were the men who sit at the bar in the same seat everyday and night and expect to be served before anyone else, saying "I was here first". Thing is they were always bl***y there!!!!

There was one man who used to come in, sit on the same seat next to a radiator and grab the remote control for the Sky and turn the TV onto golf whilst the room was watching something else. So I started hiding the remote control and saying I had no idea where it was. He was so obnoxious he used to sit right at the bar picking his nose, and demanding to be served first.