Anniversary presents

Englishman ,Scotsman and Irishman sitting in a pub reflecting on what they had given their wives for an Anniversary present
Englishman said "I bought my wife a ring and a pair of gloves so if she didn't like it she could cover it up"
Scotsman said "I bought my wife a necklace and a scarf so if she didn't like it she could cover it up"
Irishman said "I bought my wife a crystal bowl and a vibrator
so if she didn't like it she could go F**k herself"