More of lifes questions

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

What is the difference between a slim chance and a fat chance?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

If horrific means horrible, does terrific mean terrible?

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as 4s?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

If you mixed vodka & orange juice with milk of magnesia, would you get a Philip's Screw Driver?

If a pig loses his voice, is it disgruntled?

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing nightgowns?

Why do they say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybird?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why do they sterilise the needle for lethal injections?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work?

If the 7 11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

If a fire-fighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

What do chickens think we taste like?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If nothing sticks to teflon, how does it stick to the pan?

If you tickled a cow, would milk come out of its' nose?

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