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Location: South East UK
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Oh yes, I forgot about that other one we looked at, where I would have saved 5K, BUT, it was pittsville, the pitch, the van, they had painted all that lovely wood in this white thin whitewash and it was all chipped and looked awful, and although I'm now officially trailer trash meself mate, I do have my standards!!!! We couldn't get rid of her either, she wanted to walk us up to the country club to show us, but I kept saying I had already seen it, and I wasn't happy where I had left the car, so she came with us
to the car, and we had to walk through the bladdy showground, and guess who came down to see us
oh noooooooooooooo I thought, so I got my thinking cap on pretty darn quick, and told him I would be up to see him in a minute, and the lady looked gobsmacked that I KNEW him!!! When I eventually went into the office, I had to tell yet more porkies and tell him we had looked at her van for my friend
but said she wouldn't have liked it, and then he tells me she can't sell it like that coz whoever bought it would have to pay THEM the 2010 site fee, so she's well out of order but thankfully, I hated it with a passion and so did Dave! She couldn't have stitched me up anyways, coz I'm far too slippery lol!!!
Then I started elaborating a tad on this "friend" of mine and how she was interested, and when he walked off to get some paperwork Dave whispered to me that I could drop the cover story now
then he said he was very surprised how well I could tell those porkies
You and Chris, Ben and Poppy are gonna just love this mate, plus that little 5 star country club up the road I found for us with the pool and everything, even if we're not really allowed in there!!!!