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Meg
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07-03-2005, 12:24 AM

O dear not sure I understand this :o)women only

A Lady found that her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vets.
He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from the reoccurring she should go to the chemists and get some Nair hair remover and rub it in once a month.

The lady goes to the chemists and gets the Nair hair remover.

At the register the man behind the counter tells her ' if you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days.

The lady says ' I'm not going to use it on the my arms'.
'Well if you use it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days'.

The lady says 'I'm not using it on my legs either if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer'.

' Well in that case stay off your bicycle for a week!'


is it norty
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07-03-2005, 07:23 AM
yes mini its abit norty
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07-03-2005, 07:24 AM
ROFL
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07-03-2005, 08:02 AM
lol
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07-03-2005, 08:50 AM
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07-03-2005, 10:05 AM


Mini stop trying to feign innocence when we all know youve got a mind like a sewer!!!!!
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07-03-2005, 01:52 PM
pmsl
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