Oh My God I Am Going To Be Killed - Somebody Help!!!

My Mum is going to kill me
she is at work and i'm at home on a home study day revising for exams and browsing DW (as you do) but the evil, evil, EVIL MALICIOUS BEAST as shown below in the photo's sneaked off into the back room and chewed up the telephone and chord he hasn't eaten any just chewed it up It's not as easy as going out and buying a replacement as he's pulled it out of the wall and it had the broadband multi-connector box thing which is now in 5 (yes, count them! - FIVE) bits now the worst part - my mum is waiting for an important phone call *gulp* she's going to kill me for not keeping a close enough eye on the evil one! i'm going to die

and does the little twerp seem bothered in the slightest?





Does he hell!!

Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am going to die - i'm writing my will right now - what would you like?

Your brain would be nice for starters

it's yours - you can even sit the exam on thursday for me

oooooooooooh ooooooooooooh noooooooooo

It was nice knowing you.........

naw, just keep calm, and she'll forget in a week or 2...

The least I can do! Can I have Ziggy too, well, it's more for Danny's pleasure

she's a fan of elephants! she never forgets

*sobs* i wonder whether it'll be asphixiation or decapitation

yes you can - will the booty funksters become a tribute band?

Can I have that lovley well behaved dog?