I would ask max why he steals pens and lighters.
Why does he hide OH slippers when he is left on his own.
Why does he think my lap is some kind of cushion to relax his 40kg on.
Why does he want to wake up so early on a morning but does not want to do his toilet for at least another hour.
Does he think he is human and i am the dog as he barks more at me than i bark at him.
Most important does he love me as much as i love him.

that is so sweet!

Hmm 10 mins, defo not long enough!

I'd ask Harvey why he insists on humping nothing

i'd hask him and Truly why they cower so when anyone speaks to them

I'd ask them what thier favourite treats are and where they'd like to go walkies next