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Location: Wallasey Wirral.
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22-01-2010, 02:39 PM
If our dogs were our teachers - what would we learn?
If our dogs were our teachers - what would we learn?
- Always run to greet loved ones when they come home
- Never pass the opportunity to go for a joy ride
- Recognize the ecstasy of fresh air and wind in your face
- Take naps
- Stretch before rising
- Run, romp, and play daily
- Thrive on attention, and let people touch you
- Avoid biting when a simple growl will do
- On warm days, lie on your back in the grass; on hot days, drink lots of water and find the shade
- When you are happy, dance around and wag your entire body
- Enjoy long walks
- Be loyal
- Never pretend to be something you are not
- If what you want is buried, dig deep until you find it
- When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently
Maybe you have something to add to the list?
- Always run to greet loved ones when they come home
- Never pass the opportunity to go for a joy ride
- Recognize the ecstasy of fresh air and wind in your face
- Take naps
- Stretch before rising
- Run, romp, and play daily
- Thrive on attention, and let people touch you
- Avoid biting when a simple growl will do
- On warm days, lie on your back in the grass; on hot days, drink lots of water and find the shade
- When you are happy, dance around and wag your entire body
- Enjoy long walks
- Be loyal
- Never pretend to be something you are not
- If what you want is buried, dig deep until you find it
- When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently
Maybe you have something to add to the list?
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Location: Essex, UK
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Location: Essex UK
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22-01-2010, 03:48 PM
If someone is smaller than you but acts like they're bigger beat them down till they know their place.
If at first you dont succeed nag howl and throw a tantrum until someone else does it for you.
The most comfortable spot in any room is where someone else is lying.
Upon waking up stretch and let out a good loud fart then leave the room.
If you want some thing beg for it, if that doesn't work try to steal it.
The best place to dry yourself after a long and muddy walk is someone else's bed.
Some rabbits have short ears bushy tails and run up trees if you bark at them they may come down.
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Location: Birmingham UK
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22-01-2010, 05:02 PM
1) To have incrediable patience with children
2) To make sure the family /pack unit stay close together and watch out for one another.
3) To tolerate others nicking your food from out of your bowl whilst your still eating.
4) To allow the chickens to sit on your back
5) To be competative
6) To greet all visitors as if they are a life long friend
7) Never to expect brilliance
Never to be angry9) To except your best is your best
10) Never to judge on failure
11) To turn everything into a laugh
11) To know where my next kiss and cuddle is coming from
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Location: Essex, UK
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22-01-2010, 05:55 PM
Originally Posted by youngstevie 
Mine would teach me....
1) To have incrediable patience with children
2) To make sure the family /pack unit stay close together and watch out for one another.
3) To tolerate others nicking your food from out of your bowl whilst your still eating.
4) To allow the chickens to sit on your back
5) To be competative
6) To greet all visitors as if they are a life long friend
7) Never to expect brilliance
Never to be angry9) To except your best is your best
10) Never to judge on failure
11) To turn everything into a laugh
11) To know where my next kiss and cuddle is coming from
Um...Daisy only does one of those.....
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Location: West Sussex, UK
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22-01-2010, 07:22 PM
1. How to fart and make it look like it was someone else.
2. How to get fed with just one pathetic look
3. How to leave the house with all my hair out of place
not just a strand.
4. How to be happy to be alive every single day!!
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