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Louie
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12-02-2005, 01:21 PM

If you,ve ever dressed a child ..................

If you've ever dressed a child you will love it.

Did you hear about the Texas Teacher who was helping one of her
kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she
could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots
still didn't want to go on. Finally, when the second boot was on, she had
worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher,
they're on the wrong feet."

She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the
boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as
together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right
feet.
He then announced, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why
didn't you say so?" like she wanted to, And once again she struggled to
help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner than
they got the boots off he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made
me
wear 'em."

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry, but she mustered up the
grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"

He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots"

Her trial starts next month.
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12-02-2005, 04:15 PM
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12-02-2005, 06:38 PM
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12-02-2005, 09:09 PM
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13-02-2005, 04:15 PM
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