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The Moose hunters
Two fellas in Canada are Moose hunting, they've got an old Moose skin from a previous hunt.
The decide to crawl inside the skin, one in front the other in back, they have a Moose decoy and the fella in front starts blowing it.
Suddenly they hear a thundering of hooves behind them, the fella in front looks behind to see this enormous bull Moose stampeding towards them.
The fella in the back asks what they should do, his mate says, .."well I'm gonna start eating grass, if I were you mate I'd brace myself".