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Stormey
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01-09-2007, 02:31 PM

Reasons to be.....

English

You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket

You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.

Water shortages guaranteed every single summer even when it rains.

Warm beer.

Everyone abroad can understand you if you speak slowly.

Irish
Guinness.

Guinness.

Guinness.

Pubs never close.

More Guinness.

Stew.

Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the morning

Scotish
You ain't English
You ain't English
You ain't English
You ain't English
You ain't English
You ain't English
You ain't English

German
Oktoberfest.

BMW.

On a highway you can travel at a speed that would bring you to jail in any other country of the world

Contrary to common belief laughing is not forbidden by law (yet).
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01-09-2007, 03:15 PM
LMAO never a truer word said about the irish that is anyway xxdk
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Nelson's Mum
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05-09-2007, 09:12 PM
[QUOTE=Stormey;1108534]English

You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket

You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.

Water shortages guaranteed every single summer even when it rains.

Warm beer.

Everyone abroad can understand you if you speak slowly.

Irish
Guinness.

Guinness.

Guinness.

Pubs never close.

More Guinness.

Stew.

Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the morning

Scotish
You ain't English
You ain't English
You ain't English
You ain't English
You ain't English
You ain't English
You ain't English




Come on now our Scottish pubs are open to that time as well but they have one up on us with the stew ,we just have crisps:smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044
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