Oh DO keep us updated on your progress!

I've nearly (Pepe)eed myself reading this lot!

*ooops! forgot to say how sorry I felt for you

Hi Phil

I'm sorry, but I have nothing to add to this post to alleviate your current smelly situation.

I would, however, like to thank you very much (and your wife too) for I really needed a laugh this morning, and you have provided.

Sorry for the lack of sympathy *snigger*