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tumbleweed
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01-12-2015, 07:47 PM

For Old Sailors.

For Old Sailors.

Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake.
He engages a woman of the night and takes her up to her room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'
The lady smoothly replies, 'Well Norman, you old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'
'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?'
She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.'
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01-12-2015, 11:36 PM
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02-12-2015, 12:11 AM
Now that is hilarious
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02-12-2015, 06:48 PM
THAT is VERY rude
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03-12-2015, 08:33 AM
Perhaps I may be brave enough to tell this joke to my Dad, he was in the Merchant Navy.
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