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Blonde joke
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way
to
a
bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a
while,
he
yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before
you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving
that
you
are
blind that you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black
belt in
karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a
professional
weight
lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna
tell
that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
declares,
"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times...."
Please note.... this is a JOKE... no offence is intended whether you're blonde or not
Geoff