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Location: UK
Joined: Jul 2006
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Feeling My Age....
I'm quite a lucky soul in terms of age. Those who know me say that I don't look anywhere near my age, and for as long as they say that, I shall keep them on as friends I think. (Not at all fickle.)
Up until recently, I really haven't felt my age either. However, perhaps it's the Winter months catching up with me, I'm starting to find aches and pains in places of my body that I didn't even know existed, let alone were potential power-houses of discomfort.
To add to the humiliation of it, I've started doing that thing that we all remember our parents doing. You know the one; where they would get up from their chair and make that exhaling "ooh" sound as though they've just climbed a small mountain.
Not only that but I've taken to getting my hair cut more regularly. Not because it has magically started to grow with any greater speed than in previous years, but because as each year now passes me, the grey hairs bloom more aggressively, as though to punctuate my ageing with cruel and unwanted exclamation marks.
In the last couple of weeks, I've successfully managed to somehow hurt my lower back and my shoulder, just by throwing a ball around for the dog. I fear life has cruelly placed me at the top of that slippery slope of decline, which I must descend disgracefully, as those pesky youngsters run around, full of spirit, energy, and enthusiasm, no doubt mocking my ever-increasing levels of infirmity as they do so, in the full-knowledge that the prospect of me catching up with them would mirror the efforts of a shire horse attempting to catch up with a racehorse.
I suppose it had to happen, sooner or later, though I was rather banking on the latter of the two. I suppose that I shall soon be sitting on park benches, moaning about how we didn't need fence railings in my day, and how much of a blot on the landscape those youngsters with their electronic ear widgets are.