Zubin- " have a gone- life is great!
Femka- " nothing than dinner in the kitchen.."
Galina- "everyone needs a diva around .." ( dont ask.. lol)
Hottie- " when things get wild- nothing like a good nap to make it go away.."

Ha Ha! It wasn't your eyball being licked at 2:30 am

Dori would teach your dog to:
ignore you when it is time to come in for bed time
brake wind none stop
bark non stop till katie plays with her
dig up plants
make everything her's
to sleep til 10am if allowed
lick your bath water

Katie would teach your dog to:
be obsessive about any little piece of wood
bark at other dogs
chase pigeons well any birds who are in her garden
how to suck bacon out of a bit of bread but spit the bread out at the same time.
get her tongue from the other side of the front room into your cup of tea with out you seeing

She can come and lick my eyeballs anytime

toby would teach them the art of lying on your back with your legs in the air.
and where the goodie cupboard is.
hol would teach them how to talk and jump around like legs are springs.
bud how to master the butter wouldn't melt look.

Oh another couple I thought of...mainly what he did today

- How to run off with the basket of clothes pegs and chew the lot!
- How to totally destroy a fabric friz-bee and look like a total doughnut running round with a rope ring around your head.
- How to lie directly in front of the exact door that mummy wants to open, and refuse to move!

Cookie could teach.....Your Dog.....How to steal out of Pans without removing the Lids

Empty a Bin without taking off the Lid


And how to steal Hamburgers out of a strangers hand as he walks past you .....and doing in such away that you can never be angry with her

mollymoon shine,has tought all of my other dogs that if they put there foot in the bowl it doesnt move,now for the past year all the puppies have learnt this too.just think a hole generation of boxers holding there own bowls xxx

Ohh...

Cruiser:
1; How to steal the magnets off the fridge and make it look like Lola did it..
2; How to trampoline like a world class trampoline person

Lola:
1; How to help yourself to the fruit and veg side of her barf diet
2; How to steal all the good toys from the puppy!

Seiko:
1; How to get through a door/gate without being seen (which is quite hard considering he is a huge fluffy white sheep!!)
2; How to sneak into the van when no one is looking so he can go too

*tut* you're all making this up I bet they're little/big darlings