TP has multiple uses!

This was originally posted on Maya's Dogster page....
This morning I Wanted To Play Right Now & went to my master & mistress
in turn nipping at their slippers with my bum in the air and tail wagging
but they were sipping their coffee with their "paper things"in their faces.

Barking got me a "Baddog" and threats of terrible retribution like" I'll Give You
Up To the Gypsies And Won't You Be Sorry Then!"{Hollow Threats I'm Sure!}

So off to the bathroom I go, grab the toilet paper end and trot down the hall
prancing like a horsie too full of beans pulling 30 -40 feet of paper behind me
with a detour around the couch and stopping with a flourish in front of Dad!

LOOK: COFFEE is coming out of his NOSE! Once he cleaned up I got a nice
walk! It pays to play!

Maya

Very sweet

..very sweet

LMAO



Maya sounds very funny... she would probably get along well with Archie!!

btw my threat is always "if you dont stop it I'll send you off to Battersea"

(Battersea dogs home is a huge rescue place here in London)

He too knows it's an empty threat

Brilliant Strawboss, they certainly know how to get your attention!!!!

Very sweet!
Unfortunately true in my house as well! If they nag long enough they get a walk! Anything for a quieter life!

LoL My first reaction to your post was to think; "how does she know of Battersea?" ( It's a small settlement near Ottawa where I go fishing!)
A friend says she's a fart in a mitt,whatever that means