New ATM Procedure

New ATM Procedure
Please note that with the arrival of the new "Drive-thru" cash point machines customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances i.e. Male or Female and remember them for when you use the machine for the first time.

MALE PROCEDURE

1.Drive up to the cash machine

2.Wind down your car window

3.Insert card into machine and enter PIN

4.Enter amount of cash required and withdraw

5.Retrieve card cash and receipt

6.Wind up window

7.Drive off

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1.Drive up to cash machine

2.Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine

3.Re-start the stalled engine

4.Wind down the window

5.Find handbag remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card

6.Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror

7.Attempt to insert card into machine

8.Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car

9.Insert card

10.Insert card the right way up.

11.Re-enter handbag to find diary with PIN written on the inside back page

12.Enter PIN

13.Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN

14.Enter amount of cash required

15.Re-check make-up in rear view mirror

16.Retrieve cash & receipt

17.Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside

18.Place receipt in back of cheque book

19.Re-check make-up again

20.Drive forwards 2 metres

21.Reverse back to cash machine

22.Retrieve card

23.Re-empty hand bag locate card holder and place card in to the slot provided

24.Re-check make-up

25.Restart stalled engine and pull off

26.Drive for 3 to 4 miles

27.Release hand brake.

Are you applying that us women are more scatterbrain than the men?

well if the cap fits

thats bad, very bad

Staffy

Whaaaat :smt102

sadly i know more stupid women than men!

however men r naturally stupid so we dont notice it as much

Ok, who's been watching me at the cashpoints