Start from the beginning Malka, start from the beginning...

...Hokay so dere be dat wewwy wewwy large 'eavy roller [not de small one, not de medium one and not de 'humungously 'umungous one, just de wewwy wewwy large one] sideways on blocking half the road, an' dere be de driver ['oo 'ad bin sitting in de roller wiv 'is music on reeeeel loud [flippin' Mizrachi stuff ] outside 'is wewwy wewwy large 'eavy roller 'avin' a nargumen' wiv some bod 'oo wanted to get fru.

So I locks up and goes up de ramp an' past de wewwy wewwy large 'eavy roller an' after de hargumen' stopped I sez Ahem [wewwy politely like wot wun duz] is dere anywhere dahn dere dat I kin gets on de rode 'cos I'se gotta get to de shop like urgent like.

So 'he calls over anuvver driver [ovva a big JCB] an' dem sez dat if I kin get up de steeeep bit onto de road where de shop be, dey will lift I dahn from de pavement onto de rode.

[Not with me sitting in Xanadu you will not - I do not fancy being tipped out!]

So I gets orf Xanadu an sat on de dusty dirty pavement, unlocked Xanadu's motors an' dey lifted 'im onto de rode. Den offered to pick me up - no fanks me can do shifties on me bum an' climb up on 'im.

Right, hence the