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09-04-2005, 02:50 PM
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Royal joke

Prince Charles was driving through the grounds of Balmoral in his LandRover when he the vehicle went bump,bump........bump,bump. He immediately stopped the LandRover and got out. He went to the back of the vehicle and found one of the Queens corgis completely flattened. 'Oh no' he thought, 'mummy's gonna kill me' so he ran tot he front of the vehicle grabbed the magic lamp and rubed it a few times. Out popped the genie. 'Yes Cahrlie boy wot can I do for you this time?'

'Oh please help me genie, I've knocked over my mummy's favorite corgi and I've killed it. I really wish you could help me by bringing it back to life'

'Okay let's have a look then' said the genie.

So the genie and Prince Charles go to the back of the vehicle. When the genie sees the corgi he laffs and says to Prince Charles 'Sorry mate your on your own with this, that's a gonner, I can't do anything about that. Look at it it's flattened. is there anything else you want to wish for while I'm here?'

Prince Charles thinks for a minute and then says 'I wish that you could make Camilla a little less rough around the edges you know, make her presentable when we are in public'

The genie thinks for a moment and then says 'Shall we have another look at that corgi'
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09-04-2005, 03:02 PM
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Rof very good!!
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09-04-2005, 03:06 PM
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09-04-2005, 03:27 PM
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:smt042 very good
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09-04-2005, 04:03 PM
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very good!!!
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09-04-2005, 05:20 PM
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lol
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09-04-2005, 06:06 PM
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lol that was good
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09-04-2005, 06:26 PM
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:smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005
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22-04-2005, 08:10 PM
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smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt040 :smt038 :smt041 :smt043 :smt041 :smt038
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22-04-2005, 08:20 PM
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pmsl !!!!
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