A new husband

As mines completely usless at DIY, and has wreaked our fireplace ( now i have a great big hole in the wall ) hes well trained in all aspects of housework though, just watching him sleep now, and *it* looks like a beached whale

Am willing to swap for Vin Diesel or his look-a-like, any offers?

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No such luck, I couldn't get rid of my hubby on here, not even eBay would let me auction him and u know eBay would sell anything

My hubby has also decided to knock a hole in the wall. It was a blocked up fireplace and as both of us love open fireplaces he decided to knock it through. This was nearly 3 years ago and I still have no wood burning stove. However about a 12month ago he did buy a firesurround and guess what..........yep it' still in the packaging

Do u think we could do a 'Buy One, Get One Free' offer whizzgirl?

Staffy..your hubby cannot be as bad as mine at DIY..he cant even change the locks on our back door properly, last year he snapped a key off in our beautiful stable style back door, got the key out fine, but then the lock wouldnt work, so he got a screwdriver and wiggled it around in the lock, and completely messed it up now our back door is secured at night with two heavy duty bolts...still waiting for a proper lock..looks like i couldnt even give him away then
He also messed up on replastering a wall in one of our bedrooms, in the end it just turned out that he made a great big mess, damaged my new carpet, and made extra work for the plasterer i decided to call in whilst he was at work one day He wants a new drive, but im not even going there, it can stay as it is...or i will get the builders in......

You know im even considering paying someone to have him now

Just had our driveway done will put piccies in the piccie section for u if u like.

We could have a raffle on Dogweb and the winners(Losers) will get your husbands. Azz could put all our membership numbers in a hat and pick out 2 numbers and they are the lucky winners.

And u know who'd win (loose) don't u?

It would b us!!! We'd still b stuck wiv 'em

lol.

Roxy, i'm not so keen on the whole Raffle idea, i've got enough problems with my OH without adopting anyone elses

Whiz and Staffy - i take it you dread it whenever something needs doing in your house?!

Couldnt you part exchange them for another dog?

Ozzy xxx

Got it in one Ozz