wife--------husband

Wife------Husband
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" >> >>
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" >> >>
WIFE: "Why not” don't you like being married?" >> >>
HUSBAND: "Of course I do." >> >>
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" >> >>
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." >> >>
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." >> >>
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). >> >>
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" >> >>
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" >> >>
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" >> >>
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." >> >>
WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?" >> >>
HUSBAND: "I guess so." >> >>
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" >> >>
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." >> >>
WIFE: silence >> >>
HUSBAND: "Shit." >> >> >> >> >> >> >

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