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katyb
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09-03-2005, 07:43 PM

Great quotes by great ladies

GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES



Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell
happened.

-Cora Harvey Armstrong-



Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut
her up with cookies.



The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

-Helen Hayes (at 73)-


I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.


-Janette Barber-


Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

-Lily Tomlin-



A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

-Carrie Snow-



Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.


-Laurie Kuslansky-



My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my
head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

-Erma Bombeck-



Old age ain't no place for sissies.

-Bette Davis-



A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

-Rhonda Hansome-



The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

-Jane Sellman-



Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.

-Jennifer Unlimited-



Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half
as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

-Charlotte Whitton-



Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts
falling apart.

-Caryn Leschen-



I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at
once.

-Jennifer Unlimited-



If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible
warning.

-Catherine-



When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME
slow!

-Kathy Buckley-



I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb --
and I'm also not blonde.

-Dolly Parton-



If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

-Sue Grafton-



I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

-Roseanne Barr-



When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another
country..

-Elayne Boosler-



Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

-Maryon Pearson-



In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything
done, ask a woman.

-Margaret Thatcher-



I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
career.

-Gloria Steinem-




I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

-Zsa Zsa Gabor-



Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

-Eleanor Roosevelt
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09-03-2005, 07:52 PM
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09-03-2005, 08:38 PM
Good ones Katy
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10-03-2005, 07:31 AM
Brilliant.

I love the one about hitting your head on the top bunk till u faint
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