Once those roots dig in there's no budging some people!

Aye you had more than most ...before you got your blue rinse curly perm of course

Ya just jealous coz I'll be the smartest Benchener

Now now ladies... stop bickering.. or you'll lose the tree and be given a bush

very clever word play again old lady anyway i'm not jealous been getting mylsef a lovely wig off the market

Thanks all

Ian your dogs are welcome.

Thanks Janet You are welcome to sit next to me in the hope it does scare them off even that Luz person but don't think it will work on her as you know better than I how determined she can be and how good she is with words.

Megan Rose Thank you too hope Santa is good to you all especially Megan

Ok meet you at the bench in the morning at 9.05 sharp, (that should of given us plenty of time to queue up outside the post office first and get our pensions incase they run out of money!!) We'll surely beat old lady luz to it then, she's on the gin tonight...wont be quite sooooo good with her words then ..will you milady

Right Janet 9.05 sharp perhaps if you know who is on the gin not only will she not be so good with the words, but she may also oversleep. Hope there's not too big a queue in the post Office cause it will be awkward getting in with my zimmer if there is a crowd. See you then.

Hey Im the fastest pensioner on the block! Ive got wheels on my zimmer! Im known by some as Zimmer the Skimmer!
Watch them toes!