Bumpety bumpety bumpety bump

Get your number or get the hump

And if you think I have gone mad

Do not fret 'cos I 'm just stark raving loony bonkers but hey, it is Monday and so it is a STEAM MOP day

So do not blame me if you forgot

Malka is here to remind you lot!

Oh woe is me, oh disarray

I nearly forgot I had to say

That I should write upon this day

It's MONDAY

so it's

STEAM MOP day!

Oh Malka girl what would we do,
without the reminder posted by you.
So thank you kindly for the weekly prod
ensuring we all enter for the monthly mop.

Oh nooo, the rap virus is spreading

GOOD LUCK ALL!

Am I just an April Fool

Or is it really just the rule

That I must make a silly rhyme

To remind everyone all the time

That guess what day

It is today...

It's MONDAY

so it's

STEAM MOP day!

I always need reminding

Thanks Malka, loving the little odes you do

What I want to know is, why have all my entries disappeared apart from todays? Does it mean the end of the month and somebody has now won it, so they've all been wiped away, but who?? Maybe later they'll tell us won't they cos I'm really hoping it might be meeeeeeeeeeee

Thank you! Doggerel for Dogsey! I write them down when I think of them and have lots already saved ready for Mondays, but mustard mit that this morning's one just appeared when I realised the date!

Yup - it is the start of a new month so last month's numbers have gonzo. I am sure Azz will tell us who won the last one when he is around.