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27-01-2009, 03:23 PM
Originally Posted by magpye View Post
Utility, Pastoral, working. These are all out dated archaic terms and not relevant to the Dummies of today thus we must re classify breed classes into ;

Little yapper type dogs - Chihuahua, shizhu, lhasa, yorkie etc

scruffy mutts - Jack russells, anything wire haired

German sheherdish - Including some elkhounds, estrala, leonberger

Hard dogs - Bull breeds mainly Rottweillers, Dobermans

Snowdogs - Huskys, malamutes, Akita, anything that looks like a husky really

Posh dogs - Dalmatians, weimeraners

Andrex or ordinary dogs - Labradors, golden retreivers, anything that looks like them
Elkhounds are actually snow dogs CROSSED with german shepherish dogs. Look almost identical to Estrelas.
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27-01-2009, 03:24 PM
Originally Posted by chaosjoey View Post
Please please please stop making me laugh out loud whilst I'm at work and not supposed to be on the internet!!

Could we add a post script to the NI? Very similar to a husky but without a curly tail or blue eyes - coz all huskies have blue eyes you know
All dogs wiv blue eyes are blind init?
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27-01-2009, 03:27 PM
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You mean NI's don't have blue eyes and curly tails? Funny coz I've seen many who do *checks halo*

Appendix 3:


Ways to greet a strange, large breed dog:

Short coated : Run for the hills taking your family with you, they eat babies you know!

Long coated : Let your children grab them, hang on them, and swipe at them as they go past in their buggies as everyone knows any dog with a lovely furry coat won't bite, ever. Look at Lassie!
If it's a St. Bernard - Go 'Awwww Beethoven'
If it's any northern breed or NI - Go ' Awww Snowdogs!'
How true. Furry dogs never ate anyone. They are all vegetarians who enjoy sniffing flowers are being poked in their eyes. Short haired dogs are all evil. Roads MUST be crossed!
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27-01-2009, 03:35 PM
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All dogs wiv blue eyes are blind init?
Please stop...... I can't get any work done......

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27-01-2009, 03:37 PM
Dobermans - Proper Dobermans are Black and tan, other colours are not 'proper'. Dobermans come in two varieties The stood up ear no tailed Doberman or 'Hollywood Doberman' and the Floppy Eared occasionally tailed 'British Doberman'. Fearsome but impeccably behaved guard dogs. Unlike the Rottweiller they are not prone to go on a rampage, but will still eat babies, children and small dogs if directed to.
Love it and of course their brains grow too big for their heads and thats when they turn on their owners

Heard that more then once.
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27-01-2009, 04:23 PM
Wot no malamute?
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27-01-2009, 04:24 PM
Originally Posted by Louise13 View Post
Wot no malamute?
Snowdog, innit
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27-01-2009, 04:33 PM
Originally Posted by IsoChick View Post
Snowdog, innit
Zactly mate, it's one of them huskies........ innit


By jove I really think one is getting into this street talking lingo, nah wot I mean?
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27-01-2009, 04:53 PM
Originally Posted by wishbone View Post
You mean NI's don't have blue eyes and curly tails? Funny coz I've seen many who do *checks halo*

Appendix 3:

Ways to greet a strange, large breed dog:

Short coated : Run for the hills taking your family with you, they eat babies you know!
does this dog have ginger eyebrows?
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27-01-2009, 04:55 PM
Rottweiler: often known as/ referred to as "izat wan oh they Rock-weilers?"
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