This morning's (sad) chat with my PUPPYDOG!

NEBBERLY EFFERLENT PACKA TUNGEN SEGGERBAI TUDOR ...
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DER AGGY?

Yes, Seren a PUPPYDOG! ?

I HAVE A CERFUSED, DER AGGY! I ARE CERFUSED

What has confused you, Seren a PUPPYDOG! ?

WELL, WHEN WE GO TO WALKS INNA MORININ' AND INNA NIGHT TIME WE SEE OTHER PUPPYDOGS. AN' DEY WITH THEIR PIPPLE

HELLO PIPPLE!

AN' SOME OB DER PUPPYDOGS COME AN' SAY HI! AN' SOME DON'T A'COS DEY'RE CROSS PUPPYDOGS. BUT DEY ALL HAVE A PIPPLE.

Oh dear...I can see where this is going...

BUT TODAY DER AGGY WE DID SEE TWO OF DER STRAPPY PULL TERRORS AN' DEY WERE INNA BINS AN' DERE WAS NO PIPPLE TO SHOUT AT DEM AN' DEY WAS EATIN' DER *RUB BISH* WOT YOU WON'T LET ME EATIN' DER AGGY. WHERE WERE DE PIPPLE?

They don't have any people, Seren a PUPPYDOG!

HAHA, DON' BE SILLY DER AGGY! EBERY PUPPYDOG! NEEDS A PIPPLE.

I'm sorry Seren a PUPPYDOG! but those two have been left by their people.

I...DON' UNNERSTAND, DER AGGY! WHY?

Maybe they didn't want a PUPPYDOG! when it got big. Maybe they didn't like it when the PUPPYDOG! poo'd in the corner,or chewed the chair or the duvet...and they just threw them out.

BUT...WHO LOOKS AFTER DEM NOW, DER AGGY?

Nobody, Seren a PUPPYDOG! They have to look after themselves. That was why they were eating in the bins.

BUT...WHO DO DEY SHARE DE BOILDEY HEGGS WITH INNA MORNIN' ? WHO GIVES DEM A CUGGLE ONNA SO FAR AT NIGHT? WHO DO DEY SHARE DER DOO VAY WIV? WHERE DO DEY SLEEPS?

They probably sleep under a hedge or by a ditch, Seren a PUPPYDOG! They have no people to look after then.

DAT IS...DER.AGGY?

Yes, Seren a PUPPYDOG! ?

WHY DO I HAVE YOU TO SHARE DER BOILDEY HEGGS WITH?

Because you're my friend Seren a PUPPYDOG!

AN'... AN' WILL YOU FROW ME OUT IF I POO ONNA FLOOR?

No, Seren a PUPPYDOG! I might want to, but I won't. Because you're my friend, Seren a PUPPYDOG!

IS DAT WAT A FREND IS, DER AGGY? YOU SHARE YOUR BOILDEY HEGGS WIV ME, AN' YOU SHARE DER DOO VAY, ANNA COFFEE EVEN THO' YOU DON'T KNOW DAT I DRINKS IT WHEN YOU NOT LOOKIN'

I do know, Seren a PUPPYDOG!

AN' YOU GIVE ME CUGGLES AN' EV'EYTHIN' A'COS YOU ARE MY FREND?

Yep.

WOT DO I GIVE YOU,DER AGGY?

You give me your friendship, and your company, and...well,you make it look as if I'm not talking to myself too, but that's our secret, Seren a PUPPYDOG!

BUT ... DAT'S NOT AS MUCH AS WOT YOU GIVE ME DER AGGY! DO I HAS TO GIVE YOU MORE? WILL YOU FROW ME OUT DER AGGY?

No, Seren a PUPPYDOG! You give me your love. That's enough. And sometimes your poo...which is more than enough.

DER AGGY?

Yes, Seren a PUPPYDOG! ?

DON' FROW ME OUT?

I won't ever throw you out, Seren a PUPPYDOG! You're special.

FANKOO DER AGGY!

Seren a PUPPYDOG! ?

YES DER AGGY?
Would you like a boiledy hegg?

SHALL WE SHARE IT, DER AGGY?

Yep, lets do that, Seren a PUPPYDOG! Lets do that

Can we have one of these everyday? Like our own 'twelve days of Christmas" Love it.

Heartbreaking but so very funny, thank you Gaz

Brilliant Gaz!!

Did you ever get around to publishing a book after? Maybe do something on YouTube?

He's good in'ne

Love reading your conversations with the lovely Seren!

That's the best, and most confusing initial, thing I have read for ages.
MORE !!!!

Seren a PUPPYDOG! is hard to understand, to be honest. It helps if you read her words out loud.
Also she sings Nelly The Elephant a lot, and marches round the room to what she fondly imagines to be the Puppy Circles Dance March by Ed's Wood JamJar. I'm loathe to tell her it is actually the Pomp And Circumstance March.

That's brilliant