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04-10-2006, 04:49 PM
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Argh!

So, there I was, in a chip shop this lunch time, trying to order my dinner, when the mobile phone rang. *Number withheld*, so it was either my friend John or my pet idiot...
*Can you come round urgently? We've got a real problem!*

Thinks ' No dear, *we* don't. *You* may have...*

Says "Now, calm down, I'm at work at the moment. What is the problem?"


She replies "One of the goldfish is looking depressed..."

Argh!
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04-10-2006, 05:25 PM
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sorry it was funny
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04-10-2006, 07:11 PM
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how caring
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04-10-2006, 09:23 PM
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how can some one tell when a goldfish is looking depressed. and what do u do pop a valium in the bowl????
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04-10-2006, 09:25 PM
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oh dear but you got to laugh
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04-10-2006, 09:34 PM
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:smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005

Sorry couldnt resist
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05-10-2006, 05:51 AM
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*snigger*

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06-10-2006, 06:02 AM
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Turns out that her *Other Half* had changed the tank filter, and had made a mess of it...
As a result the fish were swimming in a cloud of their own poo, and you know what goldfish are like..

*What is that? Is it food? SNAP chew SPIT no, it is poo!...What is that? Is it food? SNAP chew SPIT no it is poo!...What is that? Is it food....*

No wonder they looked depressed!
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06-10-2006, 07:11 AM
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Oh dear but
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