Fed up with you dear Malka.... Never!!

I told de Boss man

Dat I would

Always remind folk

When I could

And save 'im worryin'

Or forgettin'

'cos Malka is 'ere

[like it or not!]

To do 'is wishes

Dat be clear.

Keep 'em coming Malka will think of something to post when some of the day has been and gone!!!

The Malka RAP! Malka Gangnam Style! You are a case!

I can do one featuring YOU if you've no objection! I've got jibjab lol!
Have sent you a Skype message asking for your email addie x

I am sure I can come up with something to make you laugh!

March 23, 2013, Post in the Daily Thread today! (Off-topic section)

Good morning all

We 'avva problem

We gotta post on

De daily fred.

But as de fred

Not yet be started

[I think that Pereg

Just did farted]

De fred it not

Be here just yet

But have no fear

I won't forget

To nag you all

Throughout the day

That this is another

BONUS day

Just post on where

I tells you to

If I hain't clear

Sorry my dear

Today's the day

It's BONUS day!

[But you cannot post until de fred be open - see?]

That made me laugh grandma!!!

BUT, awwwww gaaaaawd, better help Lynn out today in there methinks

Neched Sheli

You finks dat I

Will not do wot

De boss man say

Ferget wot day

'e did say wot

Is BONUS day

No not forget

But I know that

It's

BONUS day

So you had better wake 'er up so peeps can post an' den get dere numbers.

Innit.