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18-06-2005, 05:10 PM
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Another little Gem from my Joke book!

This one is not tooooo "blue" for you all!
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and had not been seen for five days.

An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds.

The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK.

"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love."

The old man replied, "I thought so... would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window? They're choking my ducks!"
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18-06-2005, 05:37 PM
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Okay I must be dumb, but I dont get it
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18-06-2005, 06:04 PM
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Bel just think what you would "normally" throw out after making love
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18-06-2005, 06:17 PM
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18-06-2005, 07:34 PM
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Okay I must be dumb, but I dont get it
I must tell you as you won't sleep tonight! C**doms? Maybe amts can help you out on this one bellaluna!?
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18-06-2005, 08:05 PM
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22-06-2005, 03:36 PM
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Bel just think what you would "normally" throw out after making love
The woman
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22-06-2005, 03:42 PM
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The woman

Uh oh
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22-06-2005, 03:44 PM
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you look stunning on your profile pic Het :smt007 :smt007 :smt007
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