Annoying OH

My OH annoys me when he says "Bloody women making all that noise during childbirth, its like shelling peas, you women are so soft!"

When I was having my second son, my OH said "Stop screaming you will upset all the women on the delivery suite, and they will all think its hurts!!"

When I was having my 3rd I wouldnt get out of the lift at the delivery suite until they got me an anethetist with an epidural. My OH said "You better get him, shes really soft and such a baby!"

How did you not slap him across his face! only if men could give birth!havent had any kids myself but ow my god it looks so painful!who does not scream when giving birth!

I couldnt slap him I couldnt catch him, I could only just waddle. LOL

typical

Typical Man! Lol @ roxy waddling

Its not as funny as my Mum waiting outside the delivery suite with my dad and a nurse walked past with a tray full of afterbirth and my dad said do you fancy some liver for tea?

Yukkkkkkkkkkk lol!

Today Im in a moaning mood about my OH.

Last night I was watching a programme and he just picked up the remote and turned over to a property programme and he couldnt understand why I was so angry. He said "Iv been at work all day and I want to watch this!" Sometimes men are so ignorant, if he had asked I would have said turn over, Im not selfish, but its the fact he just did it without asking just like his dad used to do! Next he will be making everyone go to bed after the 10pm news like his dad does.

Nooooo really!! ?

Lol what is it with blokes and tv remotes!

Anyone want to buy or win a 5'8", 10 stone, 49 year old, hardly used, hard working, boring, self opinianated, blonde, blue eyed, obsessive man?????