Have you seen a lot of bovine winkies then?

Ha sorry that made me larf

Huuuuuuge cow

I am not a huge cow, how bloody rude!

And yes, I've seen my fair share of bovine winkies and nips.

SHE is a holstein heifer just a big girl is all,
how big would you say her udders are compared to a normal cow ?
and yes that is her belly button heifers often have sticky out belly buttons because other calves try to suckle them

5-6ft tall at the shoulder? The farmer lads said they'd never seen one that big before.

Very undeveloped udders, but they had nips.

OK so now I am going to have to stalk Bobandella and see which place she pees from. Thanks for that...

I feel like a private detective. Where's Ace Ventura when you need him?

PS: the lads confirmed they were bought as a job lot at market - the mainly white one they said was Belgian Blue, had no idea what breed the chocolate twins are... and vaguely said Bobandella is probably a Holstein...? or a Friesian...? or a Holstein....? Not being funny, but I don't think these lads have been to agricultural college...

good luck with your stalking

A few years ago I was keeping a horse at a farm where the old guy used to run a dairy. One of his young mare got mastitis. I was having a chat with him about it and he told me that one of his steers had gotten it years before, he laughed because at that point he didn't even know that male cattle can have teets. hahahaha

Best plan is to stalk, her/him and get a view of what is under the tail, vulva = girl no vulva = male.