Perfect Pit

PERFECT



Location: Perfect World
Breed: Pit Bull
Age: Adult
Sex: Male (neutered)
Weight: 1 Lb
Color: Brown, white chest and paws

Housebroken: Totally
Good with kids: Absolutely
Good with dogs: No reaction
Good with cats: Same as above

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Ladies and gentlemen, if you are looking for the perfect Pit Bull for the less perfect owner, this is the dog for you!

Perfect doesn't ask for attention, walks or a ball. You won't have to dump him at the shelter because suddenly there is no more time for him, he won't be of any hassle.

Perfect is totally potty trained, in fact he won't go at all. God forbid you have to get up in the middle of your favorite TV program to let your dog out and teach him where he needs to go potty. What kind of life would that be? If you'd like to feel like a real dog owner, you can put him outside sometimes, just remember to go get him, he is too perfect to whine and scratch the door to ask to be let back in.

Perfect doesn't jump on furniture (unless you put him on it) or chew on anything you throw on the floor. Food can be left on the counter as you please, Perfect won't be bothered to try and get it.

If you think that a dog should be outside in the heat or cold, Perfect is okay with it, you won't have to hear that annoying crying you hear when a dog is freezing outside and begs to come inside.

If you chose a Pit Bull because you think it is a dog's job to protect you, just put a spiked collar on Perfect, a tow chain with a "warning, guard dog on duty" on your front door and place the dog in front of it. He will do his guard duties just about as every other pit bull does.

If you want a Pit Bull to make you look tough and mean or who knows what, go ahead and adopt Perfect and walk him around your neighborhood. He will make you look exactly how you should look.

Concerned about this dog pulling on leash or not responding to commands? No worries dear adopter, I would never place a dog who needs training, every dog should be born knowing what to do, just like you were. Perfect knows every command anyway, especially the sit and stay, endless stays.

Dog aggression is very common in the breed and yet people adopt or purchase these dogs and later dump them because "Bully" attacked the next door dog. Good news here, you don't need to be a responsible Pit Bull owner with Perfect since I am confident that this dog won't flinch a bit in front of another one.

Dog parks are a big NO-NO for Pit Bulls and if you are one of those persons who thinks, "it is all in how you raise them," you can surely take Perfect to the dog park every day and let him off leash. The other dogs won't even know he is there.

If you are the kind of person who doesn't understand that dogs cost money for food, vet care, toys, etc., don't worry because Perfect is absolutely healthy and doesn't need anything. No vet trips for you, why would someone drive all the way to a vet for a dog anyway?

You don't have to worry about your free time either, this dog won't be upset because you are never home, he will just wait for you to come back or...otherwise.

Perfect is never vocal for some reason so if you are bothered by a dog who is being a dog and barks...there you go!

Pit Bulls are very active dogs and need time and dedication. Do you think that a dog who runs all over your living room (giving you the hint that exercise is needed) is too much to handle? Then Perfect is the one for you. The worst thing he could do is to fall off the couch, if you push him.

Unfortunately Perfect isn't really a fun dog, sometimes I cannot believe he is a Pit Bull. He has a hard time coming to the door to greet you like you are a God or something, which is what a Pit Bull does. He also doesn't follow you everywhere like you are his whole world or look in your eyes thinking that YOU are the perfect one. But, dear adopter, if you are looking for a perfect dog, I am quite sure you are not interested in all this.

On the other hand, Perfect shows his true bully nature on those days when you are a winner and kick him or hit him for no reason, just to show who is boss. No matter what you do to Perfect, he seems to forgive just about everything.

So maybe Perfect is only almost perfect, after all he turned out to have some faults as well. As a matter of fact, he was dumped by his former owner because he didn't match the new curtains.
There was no place to put him as the ex-owner couldn't stand the fact that Perfect's coat color ruined his little perfect World. How much can a dog owner take anyway?

Please, serious inquires only for this amazing hassle-free bulldog.


Adoption Fee: My adoption fee is a request, a trip to at least 5 shelters. Walk through the rows of cages and listen to the sound of those little hearts breaking day after day. None of them were perfect.

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It's certainly thought provoking

is it a furby like mine jen?

cute puppy Jenny

hmmmmmmmm

Hi Gems,

How many people take on dogs expecting just this a "Perfect puppy/dog".....sad and heartbreaking!

That is so true.

Sad!